CBC Happenings

What's happening at Collinsville Baptist Church and in our community.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Terrorists Operating in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have also been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. This group appears to be very weak. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

The Wedding!

The wedding is over. Everything went well. Tonya and I were about crazy. Our day started at 8 AM and we didn't get back home until after 6 PM. Man I was so tired I couldn't even go to sleep. I think it is going to take another week to get over this. Tonya and I are going to Gatlinburg this coming weekend so maybe we can get rested up, hopefully. Brian

HE AROSE! Hallelujah, Christ Arose!

We serve a risen Saviour! Jesus Christ is alive indeed!

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