Happy Birthday

05 - Teresa Bobo
07 - Julie Norris
08 - Haley Hunt
09 - Julie Arthur
10 – Rodrigo Ventura
11 - Glenda Morgan

Happy Birthday This Week

29 - Gail McReynolds
29 - Michelle - White

July

02 - Wyatt Mooring
03 - Jared Edwards
03 - Jerry Alexander
05 - Teresa Bobo

Prayer Meeting June 24, 2009

Is any one of you in trouble? He should pray. Is anyone happy? Let him sing songs of praise. Is any one of you sick? He should call the elders of the church to pray over him and anoint him with oil in the name of the Lord. And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven.Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.

Mary Roberts, Gloria’s mom
John Morgan, Bro. John’s dad
Sam Alexander
Dennis Mathis
Al & Symphony Graves
Mike Daniel
Ester Clayton
Jewell Lambert
Chase Breeden
Bobbie Jones
Businesses
Wyatt & Ruth Mooring’s son-in-law - job
Jill Tidmore
Keven Garroute
Mike Swilley
Michael Rhinehart
Jim Robertson
Joshua Mathis
Robin Burke
Rhea Montpool – VBS
Belinda Barksdale’s dad
Patsy Sharpe
Mary Blanton
Pam Hall

GOD'S ACCURACY

How lovely to think about the way our Creator God planned everything so carefully and perfectly, everything with a plan. As His highest creation, 'we are fearfully and wonderfully made.'

God's accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs.For example:
The eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;
Those of the canary in 14 days;
Those of the barnyard hen in 21 days.
The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;
Those of the mallard in 35 days.
The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.
(Notice, they are all divisible by seven).

God's wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant. The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same direction. No other Quadruped is so made. God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs. For this reason He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily.

The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first.
A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first.

How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation! God's wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of sections and segments, as well as in the number of grains.

Each watermelon has an even number of strips on the rind.
Each orange has an even number of segments.
Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.
Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.

Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and each row decreases by one, so that one row has an even number and the next row an odd number.

The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute in all kinds of weather.

All grains are found in even numbers on the stalk.

The Lord specified thirty fold, sixty fold, and a hundredfold - all even numbers.

God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day, so that Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory containing the right kind of soil, moisture and temperature, he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed!

Thus the Lord in His wonderful grace can arrange the life that is entrusted to His care in such a way that it will carry out His purposes and plans, and will be fragrant with His presence. Only the God-planned life is successful. Only the life given over to the care of the Lord is safe.

*Author unknown

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PRAY AND GIVE THANKS TO THE GOD THE GIVER OF ALL GOOD THINGS!

May The Lord Gently Wrap You in His Love.

Recall Notice.

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! -

GOD

P.S.. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.

Christian Sympathy

To Sherry Pruitt Graham and family in the loss of her grandmother Eva Mathis Pruitt

Vacation Bible School

Painting houses from A to Z for Habitat for Humanity!

Come join in the construction at Collinsville Baptist Church

June 14 -18th at 5:30 p.m.

Happy Anniversary!

02 - Jack & Hortense Blanton
03 - Mike & Charlene Arthur
06 - Suzanne & Harold Hunt
09 - Patricia & Tony Bartley
18 - Jeff & Michelle White
20 - Belle & Johnny Hamiter
27 - Margaret & Donnie Myers
27 - Dot & Gary Burke

God's Cake

Sometimes we wonder, 'What did I do to deserve this?' or 'Why did God have to do this to me?'
Here is a wonderful explanation!

A daughter is telling her mother how everything is going wrong: she's failing algebra; her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away.

Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter says, 'Absolutely, Mom, I love your cake.

''Here, have some cooking oil," her Mother offers.

'Yuck,' says her daughter.'How about a couple raw eggs?'

"Gross, Mom!"

''Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?''

"Mom, those are all yucky!"

To which the mother replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad by themselves...but when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake!

God works the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful!

God is crazy about you. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning. Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen. He can live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart.


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

Tonya Is Home

Tonya is finally home from the surgery. Everything went as planned. She will be sore for a couple of days and is still feeling the effects of nausea right now so she is sleeping. Sure is quiet around here right about now LOL. Hopefully this new procedure will stop that stoma from closing up and she won't have to do this surgery again. Until next time, Brian